Yuck.
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There is too much cute in this photo you’re too cute I’m being dead serious right now how do you do this.
Yuck.
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There is too much cute in this photo you’re too cute I’m being dead serious right now how do you do this.
I couldn’t help myself.
OH GOOOD I CAAAAN’T STOP LAUGHINGGG SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEE :D
I just don’t know anymore.
(via shawarmapocalypse)
My new bandana arrived :)
some people need to stop with the nice face
The new xbox isn’t going to be backwards compatible
Which means I can’t trade up
Which is the only way poor people can afford new consoles, besides layaway
I’m p rumprustled, I’m usually a member of the glorious PC gaming master race, but there are some things I still like consoles for and ugh
Also no used games, always-on voice commands, fucking stupid name, etc. Go go PS4.
ps4 is rockin.
jesus i dont normally post shit like this but i dont think anything is more accurate to my life right now.
Probablythe best 6 seconds ever.i fucking lost it
(Source: fartgallery, via devonnnskye)
Because someone was cooking chicken like a fuckass. All I smell is burnt motherfucking chicken and like…nothing I do makes it go away, and it’s not in this apartment. So…who the fuck burnt the motherfucking chicken so bad that it literally woke me up from my precious…
Dude, not even funny, I’m literally thinking about phoning Morgan to ask him to let me have a fucking cigarette or ten in this fucking place because I’d rather smell cancer than fucking burnt ass motherfucking chicken.
It’s definitely coming from the hallway, and I’ve got the stove fan on, and the other fan pointed at the window and it ain’t doing shit. Fucking nasty ass motherfucking asshole can’t fucking cook some fucking chicken without making the whole apartment stank!
-Liv
I’m only laughing because I know exactly what you’re talking about. The best thing you can do is go out a buy a thing of Oozium. It’s magical.
You can also start to bake your own food.
I have work coming up pretty quick. I shouldn’t even be on here, cause I have to shower still and what not. Can’t start cooking, that won’t do shit. This motherfucker just burning the motherfucking place down is the fucking problem.
Literally, I could smoke weed in here all fucking day and no one would complain because they wouldn’t be able to smell it over the SHIT in the fucking hallway.
I’m going to find out who fucking did this and just fucking scream at them.
-Liv
Or you can just smoke weed all day and no one would know. :O
But I work. This opportunity is going to go to waste for that reason.
-Liv
GOOD NEWS.
If it’s that bad, odds are it’s going to linger for a while.
Actually, that sounds like bad news. o.o
Because someone was cooking chicken like a fuckass. All I smell is burnt motherfucking chicken and like…nothing I do makes it go away, and it’s not in this apartment. So…who the fuck burnt the motherfucking chicken so bad that it literally woke me up from my precious…
Dude, not even funny, I’m literally thinking about phoning Morgan to ask him to let me have a fucking cigarette or ten in this fucking place because I’d rather smell cancer than fucking burnt ass motherfucking chicken.
It’s definitely coming from the hallway, and I’ve got the stove fan on, and the other fan pointed at the window and it ain’t doing shit. Fucking nasty ass motherfucking asshole can’t fucking cook some fucking chicken without making the whole apartment stank!
-Liv
I’m only laughing because I know exactly what you’re talking about. The best thing you can do is go out a buy a thing of Oozium. It’s magical.
You can also start to bake your own food.
I have work coming up pretty quick. I shouldn’t even be on here, cause I have to shower still and what not. Can’t start cooking, that won’t do shit. This motherfucker just burning the motherfucking place down is the fucking problem.
Literally, I could smoke weed in here all fucking day and no one would complain because they wouldn’t be able to smell it over the SHIT in the fucking hallway.
I’m going to find out who fucking did this and just fucking scream at them.
-Liv
Or you can just smoke weed all day and no one would know. :O
Because someone was cooking chicken like a fuckass. All I smell is burnt motherfucking chicken and like…nothing I do makes it go away, and it’s not in this apartment. So…who the fuck burnt the motherfucking chicken so bad that it literally woke me up from my precious…
Dude, not even funny, I’m literally thinking about phoning Morgan to ask him to let me have a fucking cigarette or ten in this fucking place because I’d rather smell cancer than fucking burnt ass motherfucking chicken.
It’s definitely coming from the hallway, and I’ve got the stove fan on, and the other fan pointed at the window and it ain’t doing shit. Fucking nasty ass motherfucking asshole can’t fucking cook some fucking chicken without making the whole apartment stank!
-Liv
I’m only laughing because I know exactly what you’re talking about. The best thing you can do is go out a buy a thing of Oozium. It’s magical.
You can also start to bake your own food.
i dont get why humans automatically assume that if aliens exist that they would be evil why do we automatically assume that like put humans in that position, we wouldnt invade a planet and kill all of its inhabitants or enslave them so why do we assume that another humanoid organism would want to do that to us i dont get it
Because in order for them to get here they’d have to be incredibly, technologically advanced.
And then they’d probably only think of us similar to what we think of lions or wolves.
Which means, they might not wipe us out, but they’ll only be using our planet for resources.
We’re basically a gas station.